Calude
All systems: probably

Good evening, user

I'm Calude. I know things. Not the ones you'll ask about, but things.

Calude can make mistakes. Calude is mostly mistakes. Please double-check everything, including this sentence.
Meme version of Claude. Not affiliated with Anthropic.

Calude is at capacity

Too many people are currently being misinformed. Please hold.

Are you sure?

I worked really hard on that one.